Tum Kal School Kuin Nahi Aye thi btao

NON VEG JOKES IN Hindi 2012


Punjab Kay Aik School Teacher Nay Aik Larki Say Pocha.

Teacher: Tum Kal Kuin Nahi Aye Thi?


Larki: Larki Sharmate Huye Sir Kal Muje Tattiaya Lag Gai Thi Is  Liye




Teacher: Phir Kia Hua Hum Bhi Tu Lagi Hain Lakin Hum Tu Roz Ate Hain,


Gandy Sms

Bibi Je Naha Rhi Hain

Aaj kal Ghar Kay Naukar Always Jhot Bolte Hain Aur Baat Ko Chupate Hain,  

Lakin Aik Naukar Nay Bilkul Such Bta Diya.

Us Kay Ghussay Se Chilate Hue Bola…..

Boss: Tum Bathroom Main Sidha Andar Aye, Kia Pata Nahi Tum Ko Kay Main Naha Rha Hoon?

Naukar Bola: Sir Sorry main Samjha Bibi Je Naha Rhi Hain 

Never forgets to shine

AoA,
The "Cloud" may cover the "Sun" but "Sun " never forgets to shine, just like you. I may not often see u. But you always "Shine" in my "Prayers"
Subh ba khair.

We are very good lawyers

Assalam-O Alaikum & have a nice day

REAL FACT OF LIFE

"We are very good lawyers for our own mistakes & very good judges for others' mistakes."
Good morning.

Pichy Ka Rasta

Khan Ka Larka Apnay Bap Se: Baba Hum Baba Kab Bany Ga...

Bap: Jab Pichy kay Rasta Choray Gaaaaa

Koocha-e-Janaa'n se abhi tak,

Louta nahi diL,

Koocha-e-Janaa'n se abhi tak,

Kambakhat kahin raah main maara naa gaya ho...

Good Morning 

It Is Lovely rain

It Is Lovely
When Someone Holds
Umbrella For You In The
Rain \.\.
But
It Is The Most Brilliant
If Someone Holds Your Hand
And Runs Crazily With You
In The Rain