Koocha-e-Janaa'n se abhi tak,

Louta nahi diL,

Koocha-e-Janaa'n se abhi tak,

Kambakhat kahin raah main maara naa gaya ho...

Good Morning 

Tumara Aks

Love Sms and Non Veg Shayari 

Aaj halki halki baarish hay,
aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay,

Aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain,
aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hay
I Love You 

Libya News 2011

Woh Aag Hu Main Bujha Na Sakoge

Chipa Na Sakoge Woh Aag Hu Main,
Bujha Na Sakoge Woh Mashaal Hu Mai,
Zara Chukar To Dekho Iss Naa Cheej Ko,
Ala Na Diya To Bujhi Hui Rakh Hu Mai.

Aye Jaan! Mujhe Kisi Aur Ki Nahi Bas Teri Kami Hai Abhi,

Dil Main Ek Lehar-E-Chahat Si Othi Hai Abhi,
Lagta Hai Wo Gher Ki Dushman Ho Gayi Hai Abhi,

Barpa Hai Soor Yaar Ke Dil Ke Khane Main,
Lagta Hai Ke Meri Muhabbat Rang Larahi Hai Abhi,

Kahen Nahi Lagta Mera Dil Aye Sanam Tere Bina,
Aye Jaan! Mujhe Kisi Aur Ki Nahi Bas Teri Kami Hai Abhi,

Khamosh Na Karao Pao Ge Gar Main Bol Pardha,
Kyoun Kay Humsafar Meri Khamoshi Hai Abhi,

Agar Ho Waqt Mout Ka To Na Kar Tamanaa Zindagi Ki,
Ary! Mout Tujh Ko Har Jaga Dhondti Hai Abhi,

Mana Ke Meri Sari Khuwahish Wo Arzoo Hogayi Hai Tamam,
Magar Qismat Ko Badal Ne Wali Chabi Mujhe Milli Hai Abhi,

Mayosi Nahi Hai Mujhe Mana Ke Hoti Hai Kufar Mayosi,
Par Yaar Ke Diye Dard Wo Ghum Se Hey! Mujhe Be Dili Hai Abhi,

Acha Waqt Ab Hamara Kiya Aye Ga “Haseeb”,
Kyon Kay Hamari Zindagi Mazeed Nahi Rahi Hai Abhi.

Badi hasrat thi ki kholein unki salwaar ka nara Hum

# Badi hasrat thi ki kholein unki salwaar ka nara,
Sanam ki berukhi dekho ki nangey hi chale aye, Wah wah wah

# Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai

# Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho!

# Kya aap SEX karte hai,
Kya aap CONDOM use karte hain,
Kya aap AIDS se darte hai,
To aap HATH se Q nahi karte hai,
HATH chale to AIDS tale.

# Door gaon mein ek basti thi,
Wahan ki ladkiyan bahut sasti thi,
Unki ga#d mein itni masti thi,
Jitna dalo utna hasti thi.,
But why r u smiling?

# Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.

# Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

# Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse, har koi aapke sath sone ko tarse,
aapke jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,
ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.


More Jokes

Two prostitutes

# Two prostitutes were talking,
1st: We r in the best business in the world.
2nd: How?ok
1st: We have it, sell it, and we still have it.

Same Sex Marriage

Same Sex Marriage: What's the big deal in same sex marriages?
I've been married to the same woman for 25 years and had the same old sex all that time.

Hum Hath Me Le Kar Sotay Hain

Ladka Aur Ladki Phone Per Baat Kar Rahe Hote Hain

Ladki Ladke Se Kehti Hai:

“Roonay Ko To Sabhi Rootay Hain Faraq Hai To Roonay Roonay Ka
Tum Qatra Qatra Rootay Hoo Hum Darya Darya Rootay Hain”

Phir Ladka Ladki Se Kehta Hai:

“Soonay Ko To Sab Sootay Hain Faraq Hai To Soonay Soonay Ka
Tum Ungli Lay Ker Sootay Ho Hum Haath Mein Lay Ker Sootay Ho“