Mix Sms for 2011

Mix Non veg Sms

Latest 2011 sms jokes & text messages for all my friends 


Banta: How is your wife?
Santa: Good for nothing.

 Her telephone is a private number - every private has it.

Banta: What will happen if women are recruited to the postman`s job?
Santa: There will be quicker deliveries.

Insurance policy is an old man`s passport to young women.

Banta: Would you consider going out with a man like me?
Preeto: Yes, so long as he is not too much like you.

Preeto: Were you excited the first time you asked your husband for money?
Jeeto: Oh, I was calm and collected.

Banta: Doctor: I am having trouble with my breathing.
Doctor: I will give you something that will soon stop that.

A sign in a cafe:
All drinking water in this cafe has been passed by the management.

Father: When I was a young man, girls knew how to blush.
Son: What did you say to them?

Preeto: I won`t marry you, and you know why?
Banta: No, I can`t think.
Preeto: That`s why.