Tum Kal School Kuin Nahi Aye thi btao

NON VEG JOKES IN Hindi 2012


Punjab Kay Aik School Teacher Nay Aik Larki Say Pocha.

Teacher: Tum Kal Kuin Nahi Aye Thi?


Larki: Larki Sharmate Huye Sir Kal Muje Tattiaya Lag Gai Thi Is  Liye




Teacher: Phir Kia Hua Hum Bhi Tu Lagi Hain Lakin Hum Tu Roz Ate Hain,


Gandy Sms

Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Hay Kya

 Latest Non Veg Jokes

Larki Ki T-Shirt Par Bane Billi (Cat) Ke Design ko Ek Ladka Badi Der Se Ghoor Raha Tha.



Larki Ne Poochha : Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya?


Larki  : Billi To Dekhi Hai,


Par Dudh ki Rakhwali Karte Hue Pehli Baar Dekh Raha hooooooooo....

you are welcome here as long as you like

Free non veg jokes
Brother John entered the "Monastery of Silence" and the Abbott said,
"Brother, this is a silent monastery; you are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."

Brother John lived in the monastery for five years before the Abbott said to him, "Brother John, you have been here five years now; you may speak two words."

Brother John said, "Hard bed."

"I'm sorry to hear that," the Abbot said. "We will get you a better bed."

After another five years, Brother John was called by the Abbott. "You may say another two words, Brother John."

"Cold food," said Brother John, and the Abbott assured him that the food would be better in the future.

On his 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Abbott again call Brother John into his office. "Two words you may say today."

"I quit," said Brother John.

"It is probably best, you've done nothing but complain since you got here."

Tumhain Periods Kay Miss Honay Kay Zara Bhi Ehsas Nahi

Text Sms in Hindi 


Once a boy came late to class: Teacher said to him: tumhien
periods k miss honay ka zara bhe ehsas hai ?

Boy Said: jee.. bohott
ehsas hai .. tub say jub say mere sister k periods aana ruk gaye
thay .. ammi bayhosh hoe gain thin abbu ko heart-attack hoe gaya tha
or mazay ke baat ye k humara driver bhe bhag gaya .... ;)

Larka Larki say: tum gana bohot acha gatey hoee ..
Larki: nahe yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hon,
Boy: acha... to kisi din bulao na dono mil k Mehfil jamatay hain ..

Jhota Lover Aur Chat Wala

Non Veg Jokes in Hindi
Jhota Lover Aur Chat Wala
 
Girl ………… Suno ! are you sure you luv me n no one else
Boy ………..  Dead sure ! i checked the whole list again yesterday ..
Girl ………… To merey saarey luv letters wapas ker do
Boy ………… Is main sey jo tumharey hain nikaal lo …

Funny Picture

Non Veg Jokes

College Girl to chatwala,
outside college:- “bhaiya meri chat?”
Chatwala- bas 2 min.
Girl- bhaiya jaldi… meri chattt..                                                   Facebook Funny Photos
varna
period
shuru ho jayega

 Latest Jokes in Hindi

What is the difference between the tires Good Year and 365 used condoms?

Latest NON VEG jokes
An American:
- We have Barack Obama, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.
An Italian:
- We have Silvio Berlusconi, no wonder, no hope and no cash.
- All is a shitting, except the pissing, but the pissing becomes a shitting if you piss against the wind.

- Why didn't the sailors play cards?
- Because the captain was sitting on the deck.

- Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer?
- Because the grass tickles their balls!

Sexy non veg sms

She Is Hot!
She Is Sweet!
She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss
Whole World Mad 4 Her!
Who!
Who Is She?

Do U Know?


"Tea"
Chai Piyo, Mast ho
Jiyo...............................

Santa Ka Interview

Latest Non Veg Sms on Santa

Santa Ek Din Interview Dene Gaya To Us Se Ek Question Pucha Gaya


Interviewer: “Aapko Kitne Saalo Ka Tajurba Hai?”


Santa: “Sir Ji, Juth Nahi Bolunga

3 Short Non Veg Jokes Sms Free




Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A. One was the first to walk on the moon and the other fucks little boys up the ass.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.

I do not want to the Sex Education.

Schoolgirl: I do not want to the Sex Education.
Teacher: Why not?
Schoolgirl: Someone told me the final exam wud be ORAL


Libya News 2011 

Raat Ko Ghar Se Bahir

Admi Aik Aurat Say: Yeh Tum Raat Ko Ghar Se bhair Kuin Jati Ho

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Beauty in Not how 2 Look

# Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

# Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

Second-Hand Wife

The Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, Friend  how was the second-hand stuff?

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The New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, She was brand new.


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Shadi Ke Agle Din Dulhan Ki Saheli Dulhan Se Puchti Hai

Shadi Ke Agle Din Dulhan Ki Saheli Dulhan Se Puchti Hai

Saheli: “Kal Raat Ko Tere Saath Kya Hua?”

Dulhan: “Kuch Nahi Hua”

Saheli: “Are Bata Na, Sharma Kyu Rahi Hai”

Dulhan: “Pehle Unhone Meri Chunni Utar Kar Khunti Par Tangi, Phir Meri Kameej Or Salwar Utar Kar Khunti Par Tangi!”

Saheli: “Phir Kya Hua?”

Dulhan: “Phir Achanak Khunti Toot Gayi Or”

Saheli: “Or Kya?”

Lun Dheka Tu Yaad Aya

Arey O Bhai Kahaan Rahta Hai Tu Aajkal
Tu To Milne Bhi Nahi Aata Re
Teri Shakal Tak Bhul Gaya Hun

Chinta Mat Kijiye Sasur Ji

Ladki Ke Baap Ne Vidai Ke Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha

“Beta Hamari Izzat Ab Tumhare Haath Mein Hai”

Dulha Bola: “Chinta Mat Kijiye Sasur Ji, Aaj Raat Hi Loot Loonga!“

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Aisa Kia Dheka

Girl: Tumne mujh mein aisa kya dekha jo tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya?
Boy: Darling! Abhi kuchh dekha kahan hai? Dekne ke liye hi toh pyar kiya hai

Two prostitutes

# Two prostitutes were talking,
1st: We r in the best business in the world.
2nd: How?ok
1st: We have it, sell it, and we still have it.

One Leg of a woman tells the other

# Importance of UNITY explained at it's best:
One Leg of a woman tells the other: UNITED we are saved, divided we are Fucked.

I Cant Look

# Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Should I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or....Stay home and fuck what I cannot look at...