Main nay apni ring save kar li hay

Some Sms  in Non Veg Meaning
 
Aik train main daku ghuss aaye or pporee train ko loot lya,

Beti:daddy main nay apne ring save kar le or usay apne pussy main dal
dya, Daddy: Good .. Agar ye apne ammi ko bata datein to humara
SuitCase bhe bach jata......

Tention hai to charas loe,
dimag kamzoor hai to badam ka juice loe,
khoon ke kami hai to Anaar ka juice loe,
Mardaza kamzori hai to.. to .. to.. No Problem .. Mera Lund Choos
Loe..

Sir Doodh Kitna Ho

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Boss 2 Secrtary: chaey (tea) Bana do.

Secrtary: Sir Sugar kitni?

Boss: 2 Spoon.

Secrtary: D00dh kitna?

I want to suck you … lick you

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I want to suck you … lick you … wanna move
my tongue all over you … wanna feel you in my mouth
… yep, that’s how you … eat an ice cream!

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl

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In a bath room, a boy touches a girl
everywhere! You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirt

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X

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Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

loving yours…..toilet

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Come here, take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours…..toilet!

Where were u “lastnite

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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastnite”

I went over. Nobody was home

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A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home

Sardar on phone

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Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

In a party a lady wanted

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In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya

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Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun

panic is when both r pregnant

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3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

nice drink…PEPSI

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Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

U R right ur wife is much better

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2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

I really deeply wish dat

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I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

next is URINE TEST

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NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

Books And Study

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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

Boy said to girl

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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Twice a day Everyday

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Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday