Tumhain Periods Kay Miss Honay Kay Zara Bhi Ehsas Nahi

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Once a boy came late to class: Teacher said to him: tumhien
periods k miss honay ka zara bhe ehsas hai ?

Boy Said: jee.. bohott
ehsas hai .. tub say jub say mere sister k periods aana ruk gaye
thay .. ammi bayhosh hoe gain thin abbu ko heart-attack hoe gaya tha
or mazay ke baat ye k humara driver bhe bhag gaya .... ;)

Larka Larki say: tum gana bohot acha gatey hoee ..
Larki: nahe yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hon,
Boy: acha... to kisi din bulao na dono mil k Mehfil jamatay hain ..

Jhota Lover Aur Chat Wala

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Jhota Lover Aur Chat Wala
 
Girl ………… Suno ! are you sure you luv me n no one else
Boy ………..  Dead sure ! i checked the whole list again yesterday ..
Girl ………… To merey saarey luv letters wapas ker do
Boy ………… Is main sey jo tumharey hain nikaal lo …

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College Girl to chatwala,
outside college:- “bhaiya meri chat?”
Chatwala- bas 2 min.
Girl- bhaiya jaldi… meri chattt..                                                   Facebook Funny Photos
varna
period
shuru ho jayega

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