# Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft. ok

# Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them!

# An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card

# Boss to a lady during interview: What's the difference between Paperclip and Screw?
Lady: I don't know, I have never been paperclipped.

# If necessity is the mother of invention, then.. Frustration is the father of masturbation!

# What is the definition of a healthy virgin?
One who has never been Bed RIDDEN !

# While preparing her RESUME a young Lady wrote:
Special qualification: I am Flexible enough to Perform in all Positions.

# Define contraceptive pill?
It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy.

# What do politicians & porn stars have in common?
They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera!

# Gabbar: Are o Samba kitni goliyan hai?

Gabbar: Admi 3 aur goliyan 6.. bahut nainsafi hai.
Samba: Kahe ki nainsafi sardar 3 admiyon ki 6 goli Hi to hoti hai!