Main nay apni ring save kar li hay

Some Sms  in Non Veg Meaning
 
Aik train main daku ghuss aaye or pporee train ko loot lya,

Beti:daddy main nay apne ring save kar le or usay apne pussy main dal
dya, Daddy: Good .. Agar ye apne ammi ko bata datein to humara
SuitCase bhe bach jata......

Tention hai to charas loe,
dimag kamzoor hai to badam ka juice loe,
khoon ke kami hai to Anaar ka juice loe,
Mardaza kamzori hai to.. to .. to.. No Problem .. Mera Lund Choos
Loe..




Boy to Girl: sex kartay hoay zyada maza larki ko aata hai ya
larkay koe? Girl: agar tum apnay kaan(ear) main ungle(fingure) dalo
gay to kaan ko maza aata hai ya unglee koe....

Girl: I m like a radio, my left nipple is volume, my right nipple
id tuner,.. Boy turns both but there is no sound. Girl Said, Stupid
neechay Cell(batery) tera baap dalay ga.

Question: Why do most men prefer to kiss a woman's lips?
Answer: That's the best way to shut a woman's Horizontal mouth &
open the Vertical one...!